Barbeque Smoke

Barbeques are good but there is one thing that happens every time without fail and really infuriates me.

Each time wherever you stand the smoke follows you. No matter which of the 360 degrees you stand it is guaranteed that you will have smoke in your face.

On many occasions I will experiment, look where the smoke is drifting and stand directly opposite the direction. Within a few seconds the smoke changes direction and is it coming at me. Switch back to the other side, a few seconds later it has followed me there as well.

It doesn't matter which direction the wind is blowing, the barbeque smoke has a mind of its own.