Poison Sprayed In The Face

I was spraying the crops as a swarm or beetles were invading my aubergines and potatoes and all was going very well when suddenly a great gust of wind with a change of direction took the spray and sent it straight into my face. I tasted awful and I had to stop what I was doing and wash it all off under cold water form the tap. The wind plays dirty tricks all the time with smoke in my face and has now learnt that poison spray in my face is just as fun.