Rolling Eggs

I wish eggs weren't round. Today I was making some Skalitsa banitsa and three eggs were placed on the work top in the kitchen. Whist my back was turn they decided to roll on the slight gradient on the work top. Of course the tilt was away from the wall and tow out of the three eggs rolled over the edge onto the ceramic floor. Humpty Dumpty would have been proud of the mess these eggs made and all the Kings men and all the Kings' horses couldn't put this back together again and even if they could it would still have to be thrown away.

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